" sorting out "

 [ "Sorted Out" ]

1: Getting your lights smacked out by someone else because you did something wrong.

  * e.g.,  ... ''Hey, what on earth did you do in the pub last Friday? Bob, you need to get yourself sorted out!'' 

 [ "sort out" ]

1: sort out - Jamaican slang,verb, meaning to satisfy sexually; may be extended to mean to have sex with. As a noun, it refers to a sexual act. - to introduce order to a situation or resolve a problem.

  * e.g.,  ... <first usage> Baby yuh look like yuh waan smaddy sort yuh out. / yuh look like yuh want a sort out. <second usage> yute yuh need fi sort out di ting enuh. A 3 week mi gi yuh di game an all now yuh no fix i. 

 [ "Sorted out for E's and Wizz" ]

1: Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.

  * e.g.,  ... -Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz? 

 [ "I need to sort out my life" ]

1: Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

  * e.g.,  ... You: Hey, I really miss talking to you! 

 [ "sort you out" ]

1: verb To sort out means to resolve some unfinished business or problem with someone or something.

  * e.g.,  ... bentley's gonna sort you out! 

 [ "Sort man out" ]

1: A term created in Nottingham. Referring to everyday needs.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 - Safe, lend us a tenner? 

 [ "sort you out" ]

1: To give another person his share of something, typically used in a financial connotation or as means of assisting another

  * e.g.,  ... Give me your share of the money, and I'll place the bet. Once we win I'll sort you out. 

 [ "Sort yer life out" ]

1: There comes a time in everyones life where you have to go upstairs, wash your face and sort your life out. This often needs to be done after much has been fucked up or you are going through a bad patch..

  * e.g.,  ... 'my girlfriend dumped me, ive lost my job, im broke, what the fuck am i gonna do' 

 [ "Sort your neck out" ]

1: As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..

  * e.g.,  ... Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again! Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else (Gaffer enters) Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh !!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!! 

 [ "Sort your head out" ]

1: Usually used by Merthyr chavs, when arguing or having “banter” pronounced sort-ew-Ed-owt

  * e.g.,  ... “Oi son sort your head out”